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25 July 2003
Thanks to Sandra Ross at the Weekly for the mention in this week's SLUSH Column!
http://www.laweekly.com/ink/03/36/slush.php
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A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE NEW WAVE HOOKERS

20 July
The Outfest party was a Blast! Here are some quick pics: http://www.babyhans.com/platinum_snapmeat/index.htm.
I've distracted Mr. Miller with a Hard Times Pizza menu while I'm writing this but I have to get back to him right away as he helped me with the PLatinum Party for 16 hours straight yesterday and I've been ignoring him all day today while I was building the picture galleries..........Stay tuned for more Platinum Pics soon and thanks to everyone who made the party rock!
xxo Margie


15 July
I'm getting ready for the Outfest show- Hope to see you at the Ambassador Hotel this Saturday the 19th for Platinum Snapmeat! PLATINUM is the best art party of the summer & is not to be missed! Read the PRESS RELEASE for event details & TIX Info
If you want to get an idea of what the babyhans posse are planning check out this page. Yes I have re-uploaded the page after my DDDD$prrtmmnnttt ufff DDDiiiffff*nnse paranoia subsided (scroll down to June 26 for details.) I am watching my stats though. If the gov't comes back I'm talking to a lawyer.
big brother is watching you

15 July
CELEBRITY GOSSIP FROM THE HOOD:
A photog Mr. Miller knew from way back when who once took some took cool pics of Kari French and Tom Bliss is being sued for extortion by Cameron Diaz. John Rutter allegedly took some kind of nudie pics of Ms. Diaz before she was famous & recently tried to sell the pics back to her. Rumor has it that the cops seized everything in his house. Hey but what about the nudie pics of Bliss? Those I want to see.
Now that Google is doing the blog thing and Blogging is all the mainstream rage, About.com has switched their page layout to ... you guessed it Blog Format. Change is a big deal at About. I'm not exactly holding my breath for them to make the BIG Change and dump Primedia Publishing, but in a perfect world they would and I cuold get my About.com porno site back and pay off all my student loans. If you don't know About.com Check out Mary's Inventor's Site for hours of personal pleasure......

schnibbe
1996

14 July
Amanda sends pics from the past - back when I was young blonde and single. Or back when I was young blonde and dating a schizophrenic. So now I have 2 pics of Hans with Amandas: Amanda Jones & Amanda LePore. You know Hans never used to like girls. Maybe it's just something about Amandas?

<<<<-------- Click for the big pics

13 July
The cops were here to day because some tweaker friends of my neighbor were fighting with a broken bottle, throwing beer around and screaming. This is the dude who, while rifling thru my morning glories asked me if I'd found his knife in my garden-"you know on the street the cops will bust you for a concealed weapon so I had to hide ny knife somewhere." Sleazy fuck wad. Apparently my neighbor hasn't paid rent in 6 months and has been charging money to a bunch of shady characters to sleep on his couch and front porch. Outside our little bungalow colony I couldn't give a fuck who's doing what on the street as long as they aren't shooting eachother. Where I live I don't want to deal with sociopaths who haven't slept in a week calling me gorgeous and harassing me. Hey we all like to indulge a little but there's a limit. Apparently my neighbor is being evicted this week- which in a way is sad because when he's not involved in certain illicit activities that attract scumbags he's a pretty nice guy. Too bad he can't just clean up his act. Judging by the nature of his friends, guess his life sucks right now. But hey I wasn't the one who called the cops. However, I'm sure to be peering out of my window when the sherrif arrives.....


2001


2003

11 July
The City of Los Angeles sent a health & safety inspector to the little bungalow colony where I live a few weeks ago. The City cited my landlord for "excessive vegetation" so much of my garden had to go.
No vines on the windows in case there's a fire and I need to jump out thru the tiny slats 5 feet off the ground or something. Some kids were hired to trim my vines and they chopped the fuck out of my sage and other plants. I cried like a baby and then then decided to go out there chop it all down myself and start over. Yes I admit that I did let it get a bit overgrown.... guess I'm busy with other things these days. click for more pics

8 July
I took Hans to the Vet today and he was not happy about it. He is blind in one eye from a cataract and is developing glaucoma. When I suggested Marijuana therapy to relieve some of the ocular pressure the vet chuckled. The vet suggested an eye specialist and Mr. Miller suggested a second opinion. Hans is twelve and a half years old which is like 70-something in human years. Although his body bears the burden of aging, he runs and plays, his mind is sharp and he still thinks he's a puppy. He also likes to eat pot.
I'm working on a new series of drawings & video for a show that I will call "30 Days of Queries." I'm in the beginning stages & the details are top secret. Stay tuned for online pics in the next month or so. I'm looking for a gallery to host so email me with your suggestions.
6 July - Sunday
There's something about a lazy Sunday that brings out the perv in me. Well for those of you who know me, that something is nine years of Catholic School and for the first 13 years of my life, regular church attendance. Thank god ? (heh heh) my parents never forced me to go to church when I was in high school. Yes although I was a rebellious teen I knew that lying to my parents about church and hiding out in the back of a nearby office building smoking cigarettes with my peers during the service was wrong- better to just say no to church and sleep through my Sunday hangover at home. You see I always have had my own inherent sense of morality.
When I worked in the S/M House in NYC I made sure to always work on a Sunday, perhaps to give my old my old soul that weekly fix of ritual it craves. It was only there that I was ever able to commune with my fellow fallen Catholics. As middle age creeps into my life, I'm done with religion, S/M, hangovers … so what's left for Sunday?
http://www.pervscan.com
http://www.fuckingmachines.com
2 July
Well now that the Friendster server seems to be overwhelmed and I can't get thru I'm back on babyhans. It's been a rough couple of days. Hans has fleas and the Advantage doesn't seem to be working. The bedroom is infested and I can't sleep at night. The hot water tap is broken again and I have to shut off the water in the whole house until my landlord fixes otherwise I'll feel guilty about wasting water in the desert. My teeth are rotting and the first dentist I've seen in 4 years gave me a $2500 estimate to fix me all up. He told me: 'don't worry when you get to be our age it's genetic' Hey wait a minute. I'm not the same age as my fucking middle aged dentist. Really I feel like I'm 16.

So my car died in the middle of Sunset last night- I'd thought that all those flashing lights on the dash board must have been a short fuse or something. That is until the car just completely stopped running while in the middle of driving. Kaputt. So I was wrong. But not as wrong as Mr. Miller was when he ordered the "Ribs Dinner" from Pioneer Chicken. Inedible- Like a big beef jerky he said and then gave his dinner to the dog. And this is coming from a devout meataterian who actually likes beef jerky and any kind of meat that comes in a can. Mr. Miller did however push my car uphill to safety and accompanied me in the tow truck to my mechanic this morning and he paid for the new alternator. Special thanks to Mr. Miller and to the nice young man who actually pulled over and got out of his car to help push. More thanks to go out to my dad who is the patron saint of my car. Every time a tire blows or the engine dies it always happens in a place where I am safe. My dad was a mechanic and I know he's watching out for me on the road.
So I had the first half of the first root canal this morning after walking at least a mile in sweltering heat to the dentist. My dentist learned quickly of my panic attacks in the chair but I must say today's was due to the assistant blowing the air gun right into the exposed nerve before I was numb. The pain was so acute my heart started racing like I'd never felt before (even on coke and speed and acid) and after more Novocain I really thought that my throat was closing and that I was going to die. Really I forgive her even if it was her fault. I knew that she didn't really mean it because she kept calling me 'Mommy' and rubbing my arm to keep me calm.

The dentist kept calling me 'Mommy" too - or maybe it was "Momma." After a few more shots of Novocain I stopped feeling pain but kept wondering if maybe the next time I could get an IV of Liquid Valium and Pentathol. Then I really would feel like I'm 16. Actually I'm pretty much done with those kinds of drugs because I can't take them and drive the car. And I hate feeling nauseous and drooling. I think my dentist was actually relieved when I didn't insist upon getting a 'script for Vicadin. He's new in the 'hood and already the Silverlake junkies are bugging him for over -the-phone Vicadin refills. Not me. No More.
...but maybe next time

25 June
Your Horoscope for June 25, 2003
SCORPIO
Don't waste time and energy on things that are of no importance or people who cannot help you to fulfil your desires and ambitions. You must ruthlessly cut out of your life any and all distractions today, especially those that ensnare you in activities that are interesting but unproductive. Focus only on what is important. Everything else can be ignored.
Hey does that include FRIENDSTER ???

23 June
I'm feeling a little paranoid as I've just discovered that the DDDD$prrtmmnnttt ufff DDDiiiffff*nnse stopped by babyhans this morning. I'm not exactly sure which page they visited but have a pretty good idea and temporarily removed the page in question. I can't really say what was on the page because using those keywords will bring them here again. All I need is for the big guys to show up at my door and seize my hard drive. Not that there's anything fucked up on my computer- just that I've been too lazy this past month to put all my current files on a CD & I don't want to lose anything.
What I can tell you though is that if you really want to know what's up with my politics come see my installation at this year's Outfest Party- Platinum Snapmeat on July 19th at the Ambassador Hotel on Wilshire Blvd. It's sure to be a bunch of fun. More Info: www.outfest.org

20 June
I've put a few new trackers on babyhans and have learned that people are arriving at misc. bh pages via some surprising keywords. Check out these 3 separate search engine queries: dungeon cock balls naked pull, darkly noon sound, swingers fuck party. Stay tuned for more.
David Steinberg gives a shout out to Let the Punishment Fit the Child in his article about the Sex Worker's Film Fest in Spectator Mag. Read the article: http://www.spectator.net/1290/pages/1290_steinberg.html

Your Horoscope for June 17, 2003
SCORPIO
Creatively and romantically, you are about to embark on one of the best times of your life, and it won't be a phase that lasts a few days or weeks but for the rest of the year. Mars in Pisces will bring all sorts of new opportunities your way but, more important, it will give you the courage to make the most of each and every one of them. http://www.nypost.com
Heads Up! Pornstar Pets
Nearing the end of post & should be done with the film in the next couple of weeks. Stay tuned for screening info soon! Check out the trailer: http://www.pornstarpetsthemovie.com
16 June - The Baby Bird
Fourteen Days ago, one of Yellow Bird's eggs hatched. Although baby bird looked like the kind of science fiction nightmare I have when I envision my own alien pregnancy, I did enjoy watching the baby squirm around the bottom of the cage. I took great pleasure in studying Yellow Bird & Fred feeding masticated seed formula to the ugly little critter . I loved hearing Baby Bird chirp and watched its daily development- the squirm became a kind of crab walk with its tiny wings and its little skin bumps were growing into feathers. All was good until 5 days ago when Yellow Bird & Fred started fighting and the Baby Bird got pecked at. It let out a shreik and it was bleeding.

I thought Baby Bird would die right away. But who lnows what really went down. Perhaps the baby was pecked at first and that's why Yellow Bird & Fred fought. Fred stopped feeding the baby- Yellow Bird wouldn't let him near it. Baby Bird was wounded near its wing and stopped crawling. However it continued to breathe and sqawk and Yellow Bird continued to keep it warm though I noticed that she was not feeding it enough. I bought a new cage for Fred but was worried that he might be needed to take over the feeding if the Yellow Bird quit completely. Yellow Bird & Fred were now getting along better -spending more time together & less with Baby. I left them alone and the fighting ceased of its own accord. I'm not a breeder (in any way) and decided to just let nature take its course. Well it did and Baby Bird died today. Yellow Bird and Fred didn't seem to care at all and seem pretty happy together. I tossed the baby in the trash moved Yellow Bird and Fred into their new glamorous 3 bed room condo. For the moment they seem more concerned with adapting to their new surroundings then breeding. If they go at it again, I think I'll buy them a special nest box.
Check out this site for baby bird pics:
http://www.budgies.org/stories/booandopal.html

14 June
CLARK ART STAR- say tuned for the Clark Show at the Eastside Gallery on Hollywood Blvd. in Silver Lake. Here's the beginnings of my new Clark Movie
If you don't know about the East Side's Most Famous Goat check out this clip:
http://www.zerotv.com/content/info.cfm?ContentID=1445

6 June
RIP Andy Fierro
(Rich Fierro Andy Warthog)
1966-2003
A lovely guy will be greatly missed by all his friends and family. The universe seems so cruel and unfair when people who give so much die so young. Take a moment to send some cosmic love to Michelle. Call your friends and tell then that you love them.


Andy & Michelle
in Margie's Diaper Room @
Platinum Oasis 2001
schnibbe
Logline: a work in progress

4 June
Q: What would posses a mother to lock her her kid in a washing machine?
A: Her friends say that she is 'slow.' I say people are really fuckin nuts & having kids makes women crazy. If you want to know more read the complete story
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And speaking of kids, Brombie Plush Toys are now for sale at Grometville in Silver Lake. Follow the Grometville link for store location and hours. Thanks to Lyvonne and John aforr stocking our stuff! Support babyhans- go to Grometville today and buy yourself a Brombie.

So I've smoked only one cigarette in the past 5 days and I myself am feeling pretty nuts. I still can't decide which feels worse- smoking or not smoking. From all that I've read, not smoking is supposed to feel better and that this obsessing about cigarettes will pass in time. What I want to know is how much fucking time? Twenty five fucking years? That's about how long I've smoked so I'm guessing that it might take about that long to not smoke. I'll probably be dead by then anyway which I would be even if I keep smoking everyday. My wrinkles have not miraclulously gone away in the past five days and I have not felt like running any marathons. I still have chest pains and a cough. Lets see how fat I get ....

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