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July 2003 Thanks to Sandra Ross at the Weekly for the mention in this week's SLUSH Column! http://www.laweekly.com/ink/03/36/slush.php |
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July I'm getting ready for the Outfest show- Hope to see you at the Ambassador Hotel this Saturday the 19th for Platinum Snapmeat! PLATINUM is the best art party of the summer & is not to be missed! Read the PRESS RELEASE for event details & TIX Info If you want to get an idea of what the babyhans posse are planning check out this page. Yes I have re-uploaded the page after my DDDD$prrtmmnnttt ufff DDDiiiffff*nnse paranoia subsided (scroll down to June 26 for details.) I am watching my stats though. If the gov't comes back I'm talking to a lawyer. |
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July I took Hans to the Vet today and he was not happy about it. He is blind in one eye from a cataract and is developing glaucoma. When I suggested Marijuana therapy to relieve some of the ocular pressure the vet chuckled. The vet suggested an eye specialist and Mr. Miller suggested a second opinion. Hans is twelve and a half years old which is like 70-something in human years. Although his body bears the burden of aging, he runs and plays, his mind is sharp and he still thinks he's a puppy. He also likes to eat pot. |
| I'm working on a new series of drawings & video for a show that I will call "30 Days of Queries." I'm in the beginning stages & the details are top secret. Stay tuned for online pics in the next month or so. I'm looking for a gallery to host so email me with your suggestions. |
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July - Sunday There's something about a lazy Sunday that brings out the perv in me. Well for those of you who know me, that something is nine years of Catholic School and for the first 13 years of my life, regular church attendance. Thank god ? (heh heh) my parents never forced me to go to church when I was in high school. Yes although I was a rebellious teen I knew that lying to my parents about church and hiding out in the back of a nearby office building smoking cigarettes with my peers during the service was wrong- better to just say no to church and sleep through my Sunday hangover at home. You see I always have had my own inherent sense of morality. When I worked in the S/M House in NYC I made sure to always work on a Sunday, perhaps to give my old my old soul that weekly fix of ritual it craves. It was only there that I was ever able to commune with my fellow fallen Catholics. As middle age creeps into my life, I'm done with religion, S/M, hangovers … so what's left for Sunday? http://www.pervscan.com http://www.fuckingmachines.com |
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July Well now that the Friendster server seems to be overwhelmed and I can't get thru I'm back on babyhans. It's been a rough couple of days. Hans has fleas and the Advantage doesn't seem to be working. The bedroom is infested and I can't sleep at night. The hot water tap is broken again and I have to shut off the water in the whole house until my landlord fixes otherwise I'll feel guilty about wasting water in the desert. My teeth are rotting and the first dentist I've seen in 4 years gave me a $2500 estimate to fix me all up. He told me: 'don't worry when you get to be our age it's genetic' Hey wait a minute. I'm not the same age as my fucking middle aged dentist. Really I feel like I'm 16. |
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So my car
died in the middle of Sunset last night- I'd thought that all those flashing
lights on the dash board must have been a short fuse or something. That
is until the car just completely stopped running while in the middle of
driving. Kaputt. So I was wrong. But not as wrong as Mr. Miller was when
he ordered the "Ribs Dinner" from Pioneer
Chicken. Inedible- Like a big beef jerky he said and then gave his
dinner to the dog. And this is coming from a devout meataterian who actually
likes beef jerky and any kind of meat that comes in a can. Mr.
Miller did however push my car uphill to safety and accompanied me in
the tow truck to my mechanic this morning and he paid for the new alternator.
Special thanks to Mr. Miller and to the nice young man who actually pulled
over and got out of his car to help push. More thanks to go out to my
dad who is the patron saint of my car. Every time a tire blows or the
engine dies it always happens in a place where I am safe. My dad was a
mechanic and I know he's watching out for me on the road. |
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The dentist
kept calling me 'Mommy" too - or maybe it was "Momma."
After a few more shots of Novocain I stopped feeling pain but kept wondering
if maybe the next time I could get an IV of Liquid Valium and Pentathol.
Then I really would feel like I'm 16. Actually I'm pretty much done with
those kinds of drugs because I can't take them and drive the car. And
I hate feeling nauseous and drooling. I think my dentist was actually
relieved when I didn't insist upon getting a 'script for Vicadin. He's
new in the 'hood and already the Silverlake junkies are bugging him for
over -the-phone Vicadin refills. Not me. No More. |
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June Your Horoscope for June 25, 2003 SCORPIO Don't waste time and energy on things that are of no importance or people who cannot help you to fulfil your desires and ambitions. You must ruthlessly cut out of your life any and all distractions today, especially those that ensnare you in activities that are interesting but unproductive. Focus only on what is important. Everything else can be ignored. Hey does that include FRIENDSTER ??? |
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June I've put a few new trackers on babyhans and have learned that people are arriving at misc. bh pages via some surprising keywords. Check out these 3 separate search engine queries: dungeon cock balls naked pull, darkly noon sound, swingers fuck party. Stay tuned for more. David Steinberg gives a shout out to Let the Punishment Fit the Child in his article about the Sex Worker's Film Fest in Spectator Mag. Read the article: http://www.spectator.net/1290/pages/1290_steinberg.html |
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SCORPIO Creatively and romantically, you are about to embark on one of the best times of your life, and it won't be a phase that lasts a few days or weeks but for the rest of the year. Mars in Pisces will bring all sorts of new opportunities your way but, more important, it will give you the courage to make the most of each and every one of them. http://www.nypost.com Heads Up! Pornstar Pets Nearing the end of post & should be done with the film in the next couple of weeks. Stay tuned for screening info soon! Check out the trailer: http://www.pornstarpetsthemovie.com |
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June - The Baby Bird Fourteen Days ago, one of Yellow Bird's eggs hatched. Although baby bird looked like the kind of science fiction nightmare I have when I envision my own alien pregnancy, I did enjoy watching the baby squirm around the bottom of the cage. I took great pleasure in studying Yellow Bird & Fred feeding masticated seed formula to the ugly little critter . I loved hearing Baby Bird chirp and watched its daily development- the squirm became a kind of crab walk with its tiny wings and its little skin bumps were growing into feathers. All was good until 5 days ago when Yellow Bird & Fred started fighting and the Baby Bird got pecked at. It let out a shreik and it was bleeding. |
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I thought
Baby Bird would die right away. But who lnows what really went down. Perhaps
the baby was pecked at first and that's why Yellow Bird & Fred fought.
Fred stopped feeding the baby- Yellow Bird wouldn't let him near it. Baby
Bird was wounded near its wing and stopped crawling. However it continued
to breathe and sqawk and Yellow Bird continued to keep it warm though
I noticed that she was not feeding it enough. I bought a new cage for
Fred but was worried that he might be needed to take over the feeding
if the Yellow Bird quit completely. Yellow Bird & Fred were now getting
along better -spending more time together & less with Baby. I left
them alone and the fighting ceased of its own accord. I'm not a breeder
(in any way) and decided to just let nature take its course. Well it did
and Baby Bird died today. Yellow Bird and Fred didn't seem to care at
all and seem pretty happy together. I tossed the baby in the trash moved
Yellow Bird and Fred into their new glamorous 3 bed room condo. For the
moment they seem more concerned with adapting to their new surroundings
then breeding. If they go at it again, I think I'll buy them a special
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June And speaking of kids, Brombie Plush Toys are now for sale at Grometville in Silver Lake. Follow the Grometville link for store location and hours. Thanks to Lyvonne and John aforr stocking our stuff! Support babyhans- go to Grometville today and buy yourself a Brombie. |
| So I've smoked only one cigarette in the past 5 days and I myself am feeling pretty nuts. I still can't decide which feels worse- smoking or not smoking. From all that I've read, not smoking is supposed to feel better and that this obsessing about cigarettes will pass in time. What I want to know is how much fucking time? Twenty five fucking years? That's about how long I've smoked so I'm guessing that it might take about that long to not smoke. I'll probably be dead by then anyway which I would be even if I keep smoking everyday. My wrinkles have not miraclulously gone away in the past five days and I have not felt like running any marathons. I still have chest pains and a cough. Lets see how fat I get .... |
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